Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.

twirliest:

steampoweredplayer:

lollie-pond:

larryismyhallelujah:

thetasrose:

peachy-blisss:

myswagisnice:

I love my mom.

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I am risking nothing

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I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY

Will not risk.

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sorry followers :(

omg im so glad to se so many people love their mummy

Why’re you being mean to my mum?

goddamn it

Nope. Googled it. 15 minuets. Nope. Not taking any chances

Koop

This has 1.2 million reblogs …
Ps not riskin it

NOPE

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venuspalms:

Isnt it amazing how beautiful people are. Like just look at anyone and study them and their features and how their lips tort and eyes glisten and how their hair falls or sticks or lays. How their eyebrows flex and the way their arms fold, how expressive their hands are. The way their body moves and how their chest rises and falls so subtley with their pulse. People are beautiful even if we dont find them attractive. The fact that they’re a living being is unbelievably magnificent.

(via till-the-endoftheline)


A progression of bad language

hawlmuchalucha:

deans-left-buttcheek:

Kindergarten: Stupid. Oh gosh don’t tell anyone I said that.
Elementary school: What the heck.
Middle School: Damn it this is freaking dumb as hell
High school: what the fuck did you just say you little fucking shitbitchcuntfuck I will beat the dicks out of your ass

College: what the frick frack snick snack are u doing

(via captainxxxamerica)


fishingboatproceeds:

aliewa:

grouchythefish:

ladyofpurple:

I like how the original title for The Fault in Our Stars is all poetic and then the Norwegians just translated it to “fuck destiny” and I think that’s beautiful

Aw man, I thought for sure this had to be bullshit but nope


Why is it always Norway

Norway, a nation where you can put the word “fuck” on the cover of a young adult novel.

fishingboatproceeds:

aliewa:

grouchythefish:

ladyofpurple:

I like how the original title for The Fault in Our Stars is all poetic and then the Norwegians just translated it to “fuck destiny” and I think that’s beautiful

Aw man, I thought for sure this had to be bullshit but nope

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Why is it always Norway

Norway, a nation where you can put the word “fuck” on the cover of a young adult novel.



i think icarus died with the sun still clenched in his palms
and that the sound of his feathers flush with thin air
must have been like a rainstorm and funeral song
at the same time and i think he tasted his home
for a brief moment and maybe in the clouds
glanced the open arms of his mother

i think icarus splashed into that blood-dark ocean
and i think someone somewhere must have
mistaken that brightness
for a shooting star
and wished upon him

i think i have been in love with icarus
since the day i learned of someone
who was so kindred to me
he could sense death coming
and still rose up
in greeting.

sunchaser/ocean breaker/maybe a body always in danger /// r.i.d (via vampirepun)

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caerulea-divilu:

did-someone-say-pool:

the-time-lord-of-the-rings:

Mama Fury on waking up the Avengers.

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LOKI IS FUCKGN DUCT TAPED TO THE BED I SIMPLY CANNOT

I don’t think there will ever come a time when I won’t reblog this.

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0tterp0p:

miramireille:

lydiabutz:

jeanndarc:

jeanndarc:

i am attracted to all versions of chris evans but i cannot decide which one is hotter??? he’s just so good looking??

closely shaved head and dark bearded evans?? extremely cleanshaven blonde steve rogers evans?? young and freckly evans? scruff with hipster glasses evans??? normal brown hair and full beard evans?? 

look i’m having a chrisis 

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I think this is relevant for 0tterp0p

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pltnmghost:

leseanthomas:

OMFG. THIS. SHOW.

THIS GIVES ME SO MUCH CONFIDENCE RIGHT NOW

(via agentrodgers)


cracked:

Outside of shitty Lifetime original movies, nobody really talks about the everyday reality of eating disorders. We sat down with two young women who have struggled with anorexia and bulimia and got a look at what has to be one of the most misunderstood mental illnesses out there.
5 Unexpected Things I Learned From Having an Eating Disorder

#5. It Involves More Than Just Starving or Puking
We all think we know the basics — anorexia means you starve yourself to death, bulimia means you eat and then puke it up. And already we’re wrong — many bulimics, for example, never throw up. There are as many ways to purge as there are exit routes in your body, and there are probably a lot of those that you never even thought about. And, uh, some that you did. Such as your butthole. According to one of the women we talked to, Sara, that can be just as effective of a route as the other end, with a little help from your friends (laxatives, that is, which are really no one’s friend).

Read More

Sorry for putting something not so happy-go-lucky on your dash, but please, PLEASE, read this.

cracked:

Outside of shitty Lifetime original movies, nobody really talks about the everyday reality of eating disorders. We sat down with two young women who have struggled with anorexia and bulimia and got a look at what has to be one of the most misunderstood mental illnesses out there.

5 Unexpected Things I Learned From Having an Eating Disorder

#5. It Involves More Than Just Starving or Puking

We all think we know the basics — anorexia means you starve yourself to death, bulimia means you eat and then puke it up. And already we’re wrong — many bulimics, for example, never throw up. There are as many ways to purge as there are exit routes in your body, and there are probably a lot of those that you never even thought about. And, uh, some that you did. Such as your butthole. According to one of the women we talked to, Sara, that can be just as effective of a route as the other end, with a little help from your friends (laxatives, that is, which are really no one’s friend).

Read More

Sorry for putting something not so happy-go-lucky on your dash, but please, PLEASE, read this.